Month: July 2025
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(currently dodging glitter and advice) I came to TxMaxx with a purpose. A rug. Something chic enough to say “I have taste” and durable enough to survive Chunk’s rampages. I had just entered the promised land—aisle 7, rugs as far as the eye could see—when I felt the gravitational pull of southern chaos: human form,…
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Volume 31🐾 The Pookie Chronicles: Nap Denied, Dignity Delayed I had carved out a perfect nap nook.Warm laundry. Freshly folded. The kind that still smells like lavender despair and dryer sheets that cost more than my vet visits. It was time. I curled my magnificent tail around my little meatloaf body and began descending into…
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AITA for refusing to sleep in my big boy bed and sleeping on the floor like a heartbroken hero abandoned by society? Okay so hi. I am 3. My mother (let’s call her Karen because she uses that tone at the grocery store) recently made a deeply controversial design choice and gave me a “big…
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💩 It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. The days blur when one lives at the mercy of a tiny man who considers a toilet an affront to his lifestyle. James stood in the doorway, pants halfway down, staring at the potty like it had personally offended his ancestors. “No,” he said with quiet…
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🎙️Nature Documentary Voice Engaged… Narrator:Welcome, dear viewer, to the untamed interior of the suburban nesting den—a habitat commonly known as the living room, though its true function has long been lost to a species known as Youngus Offspringicus. Observe now… the elusive mother. She emerges from the shadow of the laundry mound. Her movements are…
