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Month: July 2025

  • Today’s episode of “Why I Whisper-Yell in Public”

    Today’s episode of “Why I Whisper-Yell in Public”

    …featured a co-star performance by James, who decided the cart was clearly for peasants and he would be traveling freestyle. Picture a tiny human comet, orbiting me like a caffeinated satellite, narrowly avoiding retiree shin bones and industrial-sized condiment displays. With every pass, I muttered “Stay close,” like some defeated woodland spirit who haunts the…