Month: September 2025
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🐾 AITA for Throwing Up in the Most Trafficked Area of the House Instead of Something Respectful Like a Corner or a Tile Section?By Pookie, Calico Cat, Digestive Drama Artist, Certified Carpet Destroyer Hello. It’s me. Pookie.House feline. Emotional support anchor. Gastrointestinal truth-teller. Last night I ate the usual: a mix of respectable kibble and…
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🎙️ [Nature documentary voice, with childlike wonder and a dash of chaos] Welcome… to Sam’s Club, the vast and echoing expanse where suburban legends are born and bulk dreams come true. Today, we observe a rare and unsupervised expedition: Dan, the adult male, and his seven-year-old offspring, Jack, navigating the terrain with no maternal oversight…
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Chapter 7: The Mouse Incident and Other Workplace Failures I, Pookie Whiskerstein III, am the Chief Executive Napper of this household. My office? Ashley’s desk. My mission? To oversee productivity, enforce lap availability, and ensure that all workplace snacks are shared equitably (read: with me). Today’s fiasco began when I attempted to conduct a routine…
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Ah yes. The pregnancy with James. Known historically as “The Season of Viral Plagues and Belly Mashing.” By week 30, I was essentially a walking immune system with a side of Tums. Jack, beloved pathogen distributor of the household, graciously shared everything from daycare: stomach flu, sinus infections, mystery colds, and vibes strong enough to…
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AITA for Refusing to Let Mom Poop Alone Like Some Sort of Bathroom Hermit?By James, Age 3 (Personal Space Challenger, Full-Time Toilet Companion) Hi. I’m James. Age three. I have deep thoughts, questionable timing, and a commitment to bathroom attendance unmatched in modern toddler history. Mom says she needs “privacy.”I say I need answers. Yesterday,…
