Month: October 2025
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Cribside Confessions, Vol. 1 Entry #728 (approximately five minutes after The Great Pacifier Purge) There’s been a betrayal. I can feel it in my chubby bones. From the confines of my wooden cell—known to others as “crib,” but to me, a fortress of solitude—I gaze at the horizon (white noise machine glowing faintly in the…
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It started innocently enough—Jack, my quiet strategist, curled into the corner of the couch with his Nintendo Switch and the expression of someone about to save pixelated lives. He deserved peace. He deserved autonomy. He deserved…about six uninterrupted minutes before James entered like a caffeinated raccoon on roller skates. James had no plan. James is…
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🎥🍿 “AITA for Interrupting My Parents’ Movie with Strategic Screaming and Sibling Drama?”By James, Age 3 (Prime-Time Chaos Agent & Emotional Volume Enthusiast) It was evening. A sacred time.Mom and Dad had just sat down. Snacks in hand. Movie queued. Blanket tucked. Spirits high. They made it seventeen minutes into dialogue-heavy peace before the crisis…
