Month: November 2025
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🚗 AITA for Demanding a Car Ride While Protesting My Car Seat Like It Was Made of Betrayal Foam?By James, Age 3 (Drama Leader, Certified Breath Victim, Lap Justice Advocate) Hi. It’s me. James. I’m three years old and emotionally turbulent. I love car rides. I romanticize them. I yell “LET’S GO ON AN ADVENTURE!”…
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My fellow Millennials,We gather here today—not in peace, but in powdered sugar and confusion.Because we are no longer just raising children.We are raising our parents. They have entered their Sixty-nager Era—a phase no parenting book warned us about.They are sixty-year-olds with retirement accounts, zero curfews, and the chaotic energy of a teenager who just discovered…
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Volume #104: Affection Management Protocols (Jack Division) He approaches daily.Big. Soft-hearted. Slightly chaotic but with manners. Jack. He greets me with reverence.“Hi Pookie, you’re my best girl,” he says, gently petting my head like I’m ancient royalty.I blink slowly in acknowledgment. He is large and capable of crushing me.But he does not. He tucks his…
