Month: December 2025
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🪥By James, Age 3. A bubbly tale of curiosity, questionable hygiene, and big feelings. Hi people. It me. James. Today I made the water do SO MUCH fun. Sink was a splash mountain, and the soap was making fog like in dragon stories. Trucks needed cleaning. The cup needed cleaning. The sink’s weird edge part…
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Posted by u/ChunkMasterFlex (3 years old) So I (3M) have recently realized that names are just suggestions and I, being a visionary, am here to fix them. My mom, known in this house as “Mom” or “Ashley” or “The One Who Says ‘No,’” was wearing a shirt with hot dogs on it yesterday. Naturally, I…
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📓 The Royal Pookie Journal, Volume VII: Lessons from the Throneauthored by Pookie, Calico Sovereign and Reluctant Life Coach Entry #732: My Impact on the Lower Beings Today, as I perched regally upon the back of the couch (my throne), surveying the chaos of my human domain, I felt reflective. Soft piano music played. A…
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🐾 AITA for Preferring the Cardboard Box Over the Toy My Family Spent Actual Money On?By Pookie, Calico Cat, Professional Box Enthusiast, Ignorer of Capitalism Hi. It’s me. Pookie. There was a purchase. A toy, allegedly designed for feline enrichment. It squeaks. It flashes. It reeked of desperation and something I wouldn’t step over in…
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By Jack Okay, so here’s what happened. It was Christmas morning and we were already, like, twelve presents deep. Wrapping paper everywhere. Mom looked like she was running a marathon in the living room. James was yelling about something that sounded like “BLOCKS! BLOCKS! BLOCKS!” because Santa gave him more magnetic tiles. Which was awesome……
