Category: AITA
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🍼 AITA for Rejecting My Assigned Loveys and Falling in Love with a Crib Sheet Named Blankey?By James, Age 3 (Attachment Innovator, Plush Denier, Crumple-Cuddler) Hello. It’s me. James. I was presented with options. Fancy options. Loveys: soft, squishy, designed by professionals.They had satin edges. Embroidered stars. One even came with a backstory and a…
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James here. Look. I saw the couch. I saw the ottoman. I saw the narrow crevice between them and thought: Yes. That’s my throne. I perched.Feet up like royalty.Butt suspended in the crack like a toddler trapeze act.Elbows locked on the couch cushions like I’m bracing for impact — or delivering a TED Talk on…
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….even though he asked “nicely” while leaking apple juice and moral superiority? I (7M) was deep in a Minecraft build—like, diamond pickaxe level focus—when James (3M), aka The Toddler With No Chill, approached. He was wearing his “I’m about to ruin your vibe” face and clutching a half-deflated juice box like it was a detonator.…
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🚗 AITA for Demanding a Car Ride While Protesting My Car Seat Like It Was Made of Betrayal Foam?By James, Age 3 (Drama Leader, Certified Breath Victim, Lap Justice Advocate) Hi. It’s me. James. I’m three years old and emotionally turbulent. I love car rides. I romanticize them. I yell “LET’S GO ON AN ADVENTURE!”…
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AITA for Refusing to Nap Like a Reasonable Toddler with Sleep-Based Decency?By James, Age 3 (Nap Disruptor, Pillow Negotiator, Sunset Rebel) Hi. Hello. It’s me. James. I am three years old and spiritually opposed to horizontal life pauses. Today, the grown-ups tried to make me lie down.They said, “You need rest.”I said, “I need answers.”Specifically:…
