Category: Dad pov
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AITA for refusing to let Mom and Dad fix my BIG BOOBOO after I fell off the kitchen table? Hi. I’m James. I’m three. My chin hurts and the world is unfair. So I was on the kitchen table (yes, the table, not a crime—just elevation for inspiration). My brother left his Legos there, and…
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It’s cold. Like nose-hurts-when-you-breathe cold. Like “Mom made me wear long underwear” cold. But I don’t care. Because it’s Friday. Football Friday. And I’m at the Oak Harbor High School game with Dad. He’s wearing his big coat—the one that makes him look like a sleeping bag with arms—and he keeps saying stuff like, “This…
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🎙️ [Nature documentary voice, with childlike wonder and a dash of chaos] Welcome… to Sam’s Club, the vast and echoing expanse where suburban legends are born and bulk dreams come true. Today, we observe a rare and unsupervised expedition: Dan, the adult male, and his seven-year-old offspring, Jack, navigating the terrain with no maternal oversight…
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A Dad’s POV, Now with Extra Delusion and Chlorine Dan tightened his cleats like he was suiting up for war.Black under-eye stripes. Helmet gleaming.He looked like a man preparing for battle—or possibly a very intense adult rec league game where the average age was 42 and the post-game snack was orange slices and ibuprofen. Beside…
