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  • Band of Bandaids: The Chin-cident

    AITA for refusing to let Mom and Dad fix my BIG BOOBOO after I fell off the kitchen table? Hi. I’m James. I’m three. My chin hurts and the world is unfair. So I was on the kitchen table (yes, the table, not a crime—just elevation for inspiration). My brother left his Legos there, and…

  • The Morning of Great Importance

    So there I am. 830am. The sun is up, the snow is out, and Mommy and Daddy are doing absolutely nothing of value—just sitting there with their coffees like background characters. Meanwhile, I have work to do. I round the corner in my Luigi socks—my power socks—and nothing else, because clothes are for people without…

  • AITA for Using Mom’s Toothbrush as My Sink Volcano Cleaning Wand

    🪥By James, Age 3. A bubbly tale of curiosity, questionable hygiene, and big feelings. Hi people. It me. James. Today I made the water do SO MUCH fun. Sink was a splash mountain, and the soap was making fog like in dragon stories. Trucks needed cleaning. The cup needed cleaning. The sink’s weird edge part…

  • AITA- Renaming the Dog ‘Puppy Dog’ Instead of Tequila?

    Posted by u/ChunkMasterFlex (3 years old) So I (3M) have recently realized that names are just suggestions and I, being a visionary, am here to fix them. My mom, known in this house as “Mom” or “Ashley” or “The One Who Says ‘No,’” was wearing a shirt with hot dogs on it yesterday. Naturally, I…

  • The Magnetic Tile Massacre

     By Jack Okay, so here’s what happened. It was Christmas morning and we were already, like, twelve presents deep. Wrapping paper everywhere. Mom looked like she was running a marathon in the living room. James was yelling about something that sounded like “BLOCKS! BLOCKS! BLOCKS!” because Santa gave him more magnetic tiles. Which was awesome……