Category: James
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She woke up and chose violence. I don’t know what Mom thought she was doing, but it wasn’t cleaning. It was erasure. It was treason. It was the systematic dismantling of my entire vehicular empire. My trucks—my loyal fleet—gone. My carefully curated car line, organized by color, wheel size, and emotional backstory? Obliterated. Replaced by……
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The kingdom has fallen quiet. After days of bubbles, chalk clouds, elf cookie migrations, and playdough serpent empires, Snacks Maximus and Playdoughus Red lie sprawled across Mimi’s couch—sticky, crumb-dusted, and utterly spent. Their reign of chaos has ended not with a tantrum, but with the heavy sighs of children who have conquered every toy, every…
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🎥 Nature Doc Scene🎥 Camera pans across Mimi’s living room. The hushed narrator begins… “In this domestic habitat, two dominant species rule supreme: Snacks Maximus, age seven, commander of elf cookies and chief of the snack migration, and Playdoughus Red, age three, sovereign of worms and ‘nakes. Together, they form a ruling council that governs…
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We barely get our coats off before Papa declares Thanksgiving officially open—not with a prayer, but with a fart joke so loud it rattles the cranberry sauce. The boys collapse in laughter, Mimi mutters something about “raising animals,” and I’m just grateful someone else is keeping them entertained while I scope out the pie situation.…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving, at Mimi and Papa’s lair, Not a parent was stirring—because frankly, they weren’t allowed there. The stockings weren’t hung, but the freezer was stacked, With popsicles in colors that science forgot to track. Jack and James nestled, not snug in their beds, But bouncing off couches, with sugar in their…
