Category: Pookies Journal
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📓 The Royal Pookie Journal, Volume VII: Lessons from the Throneauthored by Pookie, Calico Sovereign and Reluctant Life Coach Entry #732: My Impact on the Lower Beings Today, as I perched regally upon the back of the couch (my throne), surveying the chaos of my human domain, I felt reflective. Soft piano music played. A…
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🐾 AITA for Preferring the Cardboard Box Over the Toy My Family Spent Actual Money On?By Pookie, Calico Cat, Professional Box Enthusiast, Ignorer of Capitalism Hi. It’s me. Pookie. There was a purchase. A toy, allegedly designed for feline enrichment. It squeaks. It flashes. It reeked of desperation and something I wouldn’t step over in…
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Dear Journal,Today began with the usual indignities. I woke in the sunlit throne I allow them to call “the arm of the couch.” From this vantage point, I survey my kingdom — a land littered with crumbs, socks, and questionable decision-making. The humans, my loyal albeit misguided subjects, bustled about performing rituals like “packing lunches”…
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Posted by u/PookieThePurrminator, Feline Femme Fatale I, Pookie, elegant calico and reigning Empress of Chaos, engaged in my nightly ritual of slinking into bed beside my human. The room was bathed in moonlight. All was still. The scent of lavender drifted faintly from her pillow. She whispered “goodnight,” and I answered with silence… and then,…
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Volume #104: Affection Management Protocols (Jack Division) He approaches daily.Big. Soft-hearted. Slightly chaotic but with manners. Jack. He greets me with reverence.“Hi Pookie, you’re my best girl,” he says, gently petting my head like I’m ancient royalty.I blink slowly in acknowledgment. He is large and capable of crushing me.But he does not. He tucks his…
