Tag: AITA
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Hi Internet. I’m James (3M), and I’ve recently made a tactical relocation from my assigned toddler bed to the master bedroom, which features a king-sized mattress, prime snack real estate, and a TV that plays cars smashing into other cars on YouTube. It’s basically paradise. It started with me just wanting to watch “crashies” in…
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Hi. I’m Pookie. I’m a cat. I live in a house with several humans, including one small, loud, emotionally unstable one named James. He builds things. He cries a lot. He smells like Cheetos and sticky fingers. Today, James was constructing what he called “the longest car track in the world.” It involved magnetic blocks,…
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AITA for Requesting My Father’s Presence in My Room Every Night Like It’s an Emotional Airbnb?By James, Age 3 (Frequent Flyer of Feelings, Mattress Negotiator) Hello. It is I. James. Toddler. Thought-leader. Midnight roommate. I am not unreasonable. I simply want the soft man. The comforting one. The one with beard stubble and snack-sharing tendencies.…
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AITA for Clogging the Toilet with What Can Only Be Described as a Tube of Paint? By James, Age 3 (Preschool Picasso, Domestic Disruptor) — Hi. Hello. I’m James. I’m three. I have a dream and a digestive system, but only one of those is relevant here. Earlier today, I found a tube of bathtub…
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AITA for refusing to sleep in my big boy bed and sleeping on the floor like a heartbroken hero abandoned by society? Okay so hi. I am 3. My mother (let’s call her Karen because she uses that tone at the grocery store) recently made a deeply controversial design choice and gave me a “big…
