Category: General
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Hi. It’s me again. James. Age three. Full-time snack negotiator, part-time keyboard operator, and the only one apparently taking this household’s finances seriously. So today I was using Mom’s work keyboard—you know, to send some emails, pay a few bills, maybe finally confront that mysterious thing called “mortgage.” I was deep in fiscal focus when…
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AITA for refusing to let Mom and Dad fix my BIG BOOBOO after I fell off the kitchen table? Hi. I’m James. I’m three. My chin hurts and the world is unfair. So I was on the kitchen table (yes, the table, not a crime—just elevation for inspiration). My brother left his Legos there, and…
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So there I am. 830am. The sun is up, the snow is out, and Mommy and Daddy are doing absolutely nothing of value—just sitting there with their coffees like background characters. Meanwhile, I have work to do. I round the corner in my Luigi socks—my power socks—and nothing else, because clothes are for people without…
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🪥By James, Age 3. A bubbly tale of curiosity, questionable hygiene, and big feelings. Hi people. It me. James. Today I made the water do SO MUCH fun. Sink was a splash mountain, and the soap was making fog like in dragon stories. Trucks needed cleaning. The cup needed cleaning. The sink’s weird edge part…
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Posted by u/ChunkMasterFlex (3 years old) So I (3M) have recently realized that names are just suggestions and I, being a visionary, am here to fix them. My mom, known in this house as “Mom” or “Ashley” or “The One Who Says ‘No,’” was wearing a shirt with hot dogs on it yesterday. Naturally, I…
