Category: Tequila Council
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The Tequila Council was in session — Big Tequila on the right, Little Tequila on the left, Circle Tequila humming in the middle like a wise old oracle — when James marched in carrying not one but two new recruits. A pink weighted dino, heavy with authority.And a red panda, whom James immediately renamed “Red…
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James approached the ottoman with the slow, deliberate steps of a man who was moment an away from giving a life altering speech. He sipped his juice box like it was a stress coffee. He stared at his council — Tequila (Right), Little Tequila (Left)… and now… A third. A newcomer. An unvetted citizen. James…
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Before the council could begin, Sir James of the Living Room Kingdom climbed onto his designated leadership cushion with the solemnity of a man twice his age and half his snack supply. He surveyed his advisors — three loyal, questionably qualified, deeply beloved members of the Tequila Order — and nodded as if to say,…
