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  • The Tequila Council: The Favoritism Inquiry

    The Tequila Council: The Favoritism Inquiry

    Featuring: Tequila (Right): The veteran advisor, stoic, seasoned, slightly offended. Little Tequila (Left): The original favorite, now dethroned. New Tequila (Center): The upstart. The usurper. The plush with momentum. James: King, judge, snack distributor, and chaos incarnate. — James entered the living room with the slow, heavy-footed authority of a man who has had it…

  • The Tequila Council: The Day of the Third Dog

    The Tequila Council: The Day of the Third Dog

    James approached the ottoman with the slow, deliberate steps of a man who was moment an away from giving a life altering speech. He sipped his juice box like it was a stress coffee. He stared at his council — Tequila (Right), Little Tequila (Left)… and now… A third. A newcomer. An unvetted citizen. James…